Fwd: Free Markets

makes a lot of sense........................
 
Sent: 9/1/2010 5:07:50 A.M. Central Daylight Time
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This idea may just solve a problem using free markets...
If it is true that the building of a mosque near Ground Zero is to promote tolerance, I suggest that a gay nightclub be opened next door to the mosque. Two names suggested are: "The Turban Cowboy" and "You Mecca Me Hot."

On the other side they should open a BBQ restaurant that features pork! Of course, the outdoor cookers would give a fantastic "air" to the area.

And across the street a store that sells and displays bikinis or ladies lingerie on mannequins or live models could open.
Of course, no New York neighbor would be complete without a bar and pole dancing strippers!
All those free trade businesses should make the Muslims feel welcome!


Do you think the Muslims will agree that tolerance is a two-way street?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow, what an amazing idea! But where to put them? I guess you could buy out the gay bars, strip clubs, and bbq restaurants which already exist in that neighborhood.

Jackasses.

Anonymous said...

"Do you think the Muslims will agree that tolerance is a two-way street?"

Which Muslims are we talking about?

The mainstream Muslim Americans who think like mainstream Americans of other faiths - or the radical extremist intolerant Muslims who think just like the radical extremist intolerant Christo-fascists who forward this crapola?

gruaud said...

Let's put things in a little perspective,
shall we?

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/muslimsvdiagram.jpg

Valeyard said...

By golly, they're right! Everyone needs to become a little more tolerant! So let's require strip clubs, Victoria's Secrets, and "Christ's Cross-Cut Ribs" near every church or YMCA also! After all, good Christians wouldn't object to things those dirty Muslims hate, right?

ferschitz said...

"Of course, no New York neighbor would be complete without a bar and pole dancing strippers!"

Don't these idiots know that there's at least one strip club in that neighborhood already? And that it's closer to the not-sacred "ground zero" than the Park 51 Center?

Oooops, my bad: conservatives don't deal in facts or reality, so this is today's version of contarded "reality" fiction underwritten by the Kock brothers to gin up ersatz outrage in the 'Baggerz. And like the Pavolovian dogs that they are (apologies to dogs), contards proove once again how low they can go.

contard humor fail once again.

 
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