A black guy and Sven go into a pastry shop. The black guy whisks three
cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't even
notice. The black guy says to Sven, "You see how clever we are? ...
You Norskys can never beat that!" Sven says to the black guy, "Watch
dis, any Norsky is smarter din you, and I'll prove it to ya." He says
to the; baker, "Gimme a cookie, I'll show ya a magic trick!" The baker
gives him the cookie, which he promptly eats. Then he says to the
baker, "Gimme anudder cookie for da magic trick." The baker is getting
suspicious, but he gives it to him. He eats this one too. Then he says
again, "Gimme one more cookie..." The baker is getting angry now, but
gives him one anyway. He eats this one too. Now the baker is really
mad, and he yells, "OK... And now where is your famous magic trick?"
notice. The black guy says to Sven, "You see how clever we are? ...
You Norskys can never beat that!" Sven says to the black guy, "Watch
dis, any Norsky is smarter din you, and I'll prove it to ya." He says
to the; baker, "Gimme a cookie, I'll show ya a magic trick!" The baker
gives him the cookie, which he promptly eats. Then he says to the
baker, "Gimme anudder cookie for da magic trick." The baker is getting
suspicious, but he gives it to him. He eats this one too. Then he says
again, "Gimme one more cookie..." The baker is getting angry now, but
gives him one anyway. He eats this one too. Now the baker is really
mad, and he yells, "OK... And now where is your famous magic trick?"
Sven says.... "Now look in the black guy's pocket!"
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3 comments:
This is a "joke" that 2d graders from racist families tell.
Wasn't there a show called "Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader"? I think Foxworthy needs to dumb it down to "Are You Smarter than a 2d Grader"? Would still be a stretch for RWD.
This joke fails on every conceivable level. You can't even write a Scandinavian accent, for fuck's sake.
I don't even get the "Norsky" part. WTF? Rightwing humor FAIL.
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