Subject: Estate Planning
Estate Planning...
A man was telling his buddy: "You won't believe what happened last night." My daughter walked into the living room and said: "Dad, do not pay off my college tuition loan, cancel my allowance, throw away all my clothes and take my iPhone and laptop. In addition, please take all of my jewelry to Salvation Army. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and lock me out of your house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again.
And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to anyone you choose."
"Holy Smokes", replied the friend, "She actually said that?"
The father replied: "Well, she didn't actually put it quite like that." What she said was: "Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Mohammed. We're going to work together on Hillary's 2016 election campaign."
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And in a related story, old man yells at cloud.
In another related story, grumpy old white man yells "Get off my lawn!!!" whether anyone is there or not.
Yeah, if you do this, you don't love your daughter. Simple as that.
White supremacy trumps everything, including country, family, friends, church, neighbors, etc. Gotta be pure, doncha know.
If he had even a shred of empathy, he wouldn't be a conservative.
Thank the dog I was a young liberal way back when. My rightwing dad (may he RIP) used to argue with me, but he would've never ever dreamed of doing something even remotely similar to this. Nor would he have found this at all funny. Times have sure changed and not all for the better.
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