Fw: Tyrone

date:7 May 2015 at 21:04
subject:Fw: Tyrone

Subject: Fwd: Tyrone

Love this one!

: Tyrone

None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity and clumsiness, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You're driving me mad,Tyrone.”

One day Tyrone's mom came to school to check on how he was doing.

The teacher told his mom honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that she had never had she seen such a stupid boy in her entire teaching career.

The mom was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from school and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland.

25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an almost incurable cardiac disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have heart surgery, which only one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful.

When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but quickly died .

The doctor was shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly. Then he turned around and saw our friend Tyrone, a janitor in the Clinic, who had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner.

Don't tell me you thought Tyrone became a heart-surgeon.

Well maybe you did if you voted for Obama


Mike Hawk said...

So if the operation "was successful"....why da' fuck was she on "life support equipment"????

But, I digress.

Poor ol' Tyrone...getting blamed for his teacher's death just because he was trying to do his "thang" with his Hoover.

Dang....I hate it when than happens. Da' homie was only trying to do his job.

Remember: The world needs janitors, too.

Mike Hawk

CharlieE said...

I'm not really sure why the creator of this RWF thinks that, based on no evidence whatsoever, that Obama voters would come to the conclusion that Tyrone became a heart surgeon (as opposed to a "heart-surgeon".

Wouldn't it have been far more efficient just to send out an email message that said, "I think Obama voters are stupid?"

Hooray4US said...

Full of racist dog whistles? Check
Full of outright racism? Check
Full of bullshit? Check
Full of stupidity? Check
Not remotely amusing? Check

Ah yes, the stinky-poo smell of conservative racist idiocy in the morning.

gruaud said...

Time for a reality-bomb.

If you voted for McCain or Romney, you are WAY dumber than 'Tyrone'.

Mike Hawk said...

Here's a "stinky-poo" link: http://Hooray4US.com

Now, hand me my cup of coffee. Yawn.

Mike Hawk

Mike Hawk said...


Are you a member of The Gap Band? Just sayin'....


Mike Hawk

CharlieE said...

Yet again, Mike Hawk can't argue with the message, so he resorts to attacking the messengers.

Mike Hawk said...

And once again, CharlieE shows his lack of any sense of humor.

Must be very tough going through life with such a bland personality, pal.

And cue the crickets in...3...2...1. Yawn.


Mike Hawk

Anonymous said...

After Tyrone pulled the plug, he went to court and changed his name to Mike Hawk.

Mike Hawk said...

More like! Long Dong Tyrone Johnson", fool.

Black man = Hung like horse.

Mike Hawk

Anonymous said...

Who's the racist ! ? Just because the person's name is Tyrone doesn't imply he's BLACK ! It's the progressives that put the racist/sexist/genderist crap out there, not most conservatives ! If you can't intelligently argue the point, you then either... 1. GET LOUDER ! 2. DEMONIZE ! 3. VICTIMIZE 4. BLAME or 5. ALL OF THE ABOVE ! Since Obama's been in office, racial-relations have declined immensely ! He's the first to jump on anything that remotely smells or could be construed racial ! Where is he with black on black crime deaths in Chicago ! ? Nothing ever mentioned there ! HIPOCRACY at its pinnacle !

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