| date: | 3 May 2015 at 08:38 | ||
| subject: | Fw: Fwd: Fw: Dear Abby |
Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job fifteen years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter got married he doesn't even pretend to like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian.
What should I do?
Signed: Clueless
Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman! You don't need him anymore!
You're a former Secretary of State running for President of the United States.
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Also, since he lost his job fifteen years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.
Hmm. I found this:
While Bill Clinton's lucrative speeches have provided the bulk of the couple's income, earning as much as $50 million during his wife's four-year term as secretary of state in the Obama administration, the former president has also sought to branch out into other business activities in recent years. Little is known about the exact nature and financial worth of Bill Clinton's non-speech business interests.
...and the article came from Fox News, no less.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/05/26/bill-clinton-used-personal-llc-as-pass-through-for-payments-sources-say/
Not too shabby for a layabout who does no work...
Thanks, CharlieE. No fan of Bubba, but he's made a ton of money since leaving office. Whether I agree with how he did that is immaterial to the issue here. The Big Dawg is quite busy and pulling in big buck$.
Actually I originally thought that Jenny Sanford wrote to Dear Abby, but - face to palm!!!! - Mark Sanford is a Republican, and we all know in conservaworld: IOKIYAR.
I don't think Bill is doing the hinting about HRC being a lesbian. The rightwing noise machine is handling that just fine.
The rightwing loves to talk about gays. In this case, an alleged lesbian (because she wears pant suits). Usually they love to focus on male genitalia and gay men and gay sexytime.
Self-hating homophobes?
I thought Hillary once said that she likes to toss fried onion rings across the bedroom onto Bill's erect penis.
She doesn't seem very lesbian to me, but rather kinky.
Mike Hawk
So, Mike: is some think tank actually paying you by the post or are you acting like an ass pro bono?
@Anonymous
If they're paying him by the post, they're not getting their money's worth.
If they're paying Mike by they post, he owes them 99 cents on the dollar change. If they're paying him for intelligent posting, he owes them reparations.
THE post, not "they post"
Hey Agent86 - Do you receive toll free phone calls on your shoe-phone?
If so, your phone company can set you up on a payment plan to pay-off your outstanding balance, as you seem to have diarrhea of the mouth.
Mike Hawk
Mike,
You're just sad and pathetic. You can't even put together a decent joke or comeback. I suggest you get your checkbook out and get ready to write those reparation checks to whoever pays you to post.
Checkbook? Who da' hell writes checks in the year 2015....ever heard of PayPal?
Typical....and I thought you were "PROGRESSIVE" Maxwell Smart.
You disappoint me on so many levels. :-(
Mike Hawk
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