Fw: Renouncing Religion...

Subject: Fw: Renouncing Religion...
Obama Switching to Judaism!
In an effort to overcome the continuing criticism that he is unsupportive and,
in fact, dismissive of Israel, today President Obama announced that he is
converting to Judaism in the hope that this will demonstrate his affinity to
and empathy with the Israeli people.

Authorities have been unable to handle the millions of applicants who have
volunteered to perform the circumcision.  


Mike Hawk said...

WTF - I'm Roman Catholic and I'm circumcised.

Has nothing to do with Judaism, but rather cleanliness.

Plus, it's prettier to have a "German helmet" (pardon the pun) down there....than to have an elf dick.

Mike Hawk

Anonymous said...

What in the fuck is wrong with you.

Anonymous said...

If Obama was really a muslim as so many of his haters believe, wouldn't he already be circumcised?

Also, there's something creepy about the thought of a mob of angry white people eager to take a knife to a black man's genitals. Sounds a lot like a lynch mob.

ferschitz said...

Truly weird & ghoulish. And yes, if O was the alleged secret Muslim that these perverts fantasize about constantly, he would already be circumcised.

Creepy, perverted, bigoted, totally weird, sort of closeted repressed gay stuff happening, including the troll. ICK.

Brain bleach, please.

Randall said...

Is this what Republicans do? Sit around eagerly thinking about Barry's genitals? Seems like there is a freudian slip in this RWF.

gruaud said...

Great, another Confederate castration fantasy.

Remind me why in the hell did Lincoln want to preserve the Union?

Hooray4US said...

CPAC convention just over, and the annual closet gay republican male meet-ups via Grindr go on:


Gee Rightwing Dad, you really have very strange fantasies. Maybe if you came out of that closet and stopped enforcing Apartheid on yourself, you could lead a healthier, happier and more productive life.

This one is really creepy & revolting.

Mike Hawk said...

gruaud: You don't know the difference between "circumcision" and "castration"?

Holy shit!

Mike Hawk

Anonymous said...

@ Mike Hawk

The subtext here is pretty clear: the "millions of applicants" would like to do bodily harm to him, and historically this kind of thing has an ugly history often involving castration of black men. Gruaud understands what's actually being alluded to here.

Mike Hawk said...

Nowhere in the original RWF is castration mentioned....neither is a confederate "lynch mob".

Rather, almost ALL Jews are circumcised at birth by their rabbis by traditional norms.

You leftist assholes love to read into things that simply aren't there. Delusional...

Mike Hawk

CharlieE said...

You leftist assholes love to read into things that simply aren't there. Delusional...

Delusional is thinking that the point of this forward was to ensure that President Obama conforms to Jewish law, rather than suggesting that many would relish the opportunity to do him physical harm.

Anonymous said...

Once again, fuck you "Mike". You're either dense or willfully ignorant if you don't understand the meaning and context of this stupid "joke".

Anonymous said...

So there are "millions" of rabbi's in the USA, and all them kindly offering their "services" to Obama?


The last redoubt of a bully is to accuse his victims of what he is doing - iow, projection.

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