Fw: Fwd: Fw: Elderly Prayer

date:19 February 2015 at 08:38
subject:Fw: Fwd: Fw: Elderly Prayer

(Almost) Elderly Prayer:

   "Dear Lord: The last fifteen or twenty years have been very tough. You have taken my favorite actor - Paul Newman; my favorite actress - Elizabeth Taylor; my favorite singer - Andy Williams; my favorite author -Tom Clancy; and now, my favorite  comedians – Robin Williams and Joan Rivers.
I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, and I have a special place in my heart for Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton. Amen." 


gruaud said...

Out of all the authors in this world, right wing dad picks Tom Clancy. Oy vey.

Of course, everything Ann Coulter writes is also fiction, but she's not dead yet.

Mike Hawk said...

gruaud has a secret crush on Ann Coulter, me thinks.

He likes her pencil-thin legs, flat ass, and bleached blonde hair. Her big nose acts as a balls teaser/tickler when she's blowing you.

Get ya some, gruaud!!!! :-)

Mike Hawk

Anonymous said...

Give 'em hell Ann: http://mediamatters.org/video/2015/03/13/ann-coulter-obama-and-holder-are-turning-fergus/202901

Anonymous said...

More like "Go to Hell, Ann". The sooner the better.

Mr_Creosote said...

To the inveterately mad-as-hell aged angry white conservative crowd, lighten up or just croak already. If your bad health and eating habits don't kill you, your constant agita will.

Either way, the GOP will lose the cornerstone of their "base" in a very short time, but it's your choice how good or bad you feel in your sunset years.

CharlieE said...

I wish I could wave my hand and give Republicans the country they claim they want:

No public education
No unions
No minimum wage
No taxes
No abortion, sex education, or birth control
No gun laws
No discrimination laws

It would be interesting to try that for about five years and see how many working class Republicans still think that it's Utopia.

gruaud said...

I still maintain they'd resort to cannibalism within six months once they achieved their 'utopia'.

ferschitz said...

It'a an odd mix of entertainers for a conservative to mourn. I guess they don't know that Paul Newman was pretty leftwing and his foundation still supports poor people and other dreadful things like that. Robin Williams lived in the horrid LIEbrul San Fran Bay Area, where he did benefits for AIDS, as well as for the homeless. And Joan Rivers was also very supportive of gays; had an openly gay host on her fashion parade show & regularly featured openly gay designers, plus was beloved in the gay community.

Guess this rightwing think tank hack was slipping & pulled some random names out of a hat. Not very much up to the usual tribalistic standards of the full bore lunatic fiinge conservative.

Duly noted that these conservatives pray for the death of many people. So humerous... not.

Anonymous said...

Psst. They're all white.

Mike Hawk said...

ferschitz: humerous? What???

Try: humorous.

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