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WINNING JOKE IN BRITAIN
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we can
cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he
is looking for work.
The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a
brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man,
put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The American doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Six years ago, we
took a Muslim with no brains, no heart and no testicles and made him
President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"(This joke actually won an award for the best joke in the world
competition held in Britain!)
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You have to wonder why a joke about an American president that is so obviously constructed would win a best joke of the year in Great Britain.
But, of course, that was a recycled joke about Bush the Lesser from over 10 years ago. It wasn't funny then, either.
Maybe this is one of those meta jokes.
The real joke is the thought that anyone would find the original joke funny or clever in any way.
Allow us to dissect, just for the exercise...
The American doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Six years ago, we
took a Muslim with no brains, no heart and no testicles and made him
President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
Muslim? No, he attended that Christian church in Chicago for 20 years, remember?
No brains? He's a self-made millionaire who managed to get elected President twice.
No heart? He did manage to get a bill passed that allowed millions of previously uninsurable people to acquire health insurance.
No testicles? Ask Osama bin Laden about that one.
The whole country looking for work? Unemployment has been cut in half since Obama took office.
I doubt this "joke" won any awards, anywhere.
Hey CharlieE - You don't tell. You mean to tell me that Barack HUSSEIN Obama actually pulled da' trigger and shot Osama Bin Laden through da' head in 'dat raid on his compound in Pakistan?
OMG - Obama is truly a very ballsy (testical laden) undercover Moooooozlin!!!!!
How come I never heard of this great act of valor by El Presidente Barack Hussein Obama reported on da' nooz???
Damn news outlets these days suck.
@ "Mike"
Go fuck yourself.
Obama gave the order to have OBL taken out. That took balls, and it's a direct and striking counterpoint to the right wing narrative that Obama is some kind of pacifist wimp who would never take bold action in the name of national security.
You know that, and your latest post is just another bit of lame trolling.
So again: Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I think the main thing that Obama didn’t do, was divert military resources towards overthrowing some other country, and actually attempted to located Bin Laden.
On the other hand W. had Osama in the Tora Bora Mountains, then diverted troops to Iraq allowing him to escape into Pakistan. After spending months beating the war drums about Bin Laden he followed that up with his I’m not concerned about bin Laden. Aright USA #1!!!!
But anyway leave it to Mike to go off topic.
I can't decide whether Mike purposely has to work at being an ignorant troll fuck or if he just comes by it naturally. One thing is for sure, he creates more straw men than a scarecrow crafting convention.
Hey CharlieE - You don't tell. You mean to tell me that Barack HUSSEIN Obama actually pulled da' trigger and shot Osama Bin Laden through da' head in 'dat raid on his compound in Pakistan?
Ah, yes, the Republican narrative that "Obama didn't kill Osama bin Laden; Seal Team Six did that!"
Uh, OK. If Obama wasn't responsible for killing Osama bin Laden, then why were we going after Osama bin Laden in the first place?
It couldn't be because he was responsible for 9/11, because he didn't actually crash the planes into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. That was the work of the hijackers, who all died that very day.
You can't have it both ways. If you aren't going to give Obama credit for killing bin Laden, then you can't give bin Laden blame for killing 3000 Americans.
No credit at all to Bush da' Lesser for many years of intelligence gathering that eventually led to nailing Bin Laden's ass? Huh?
Bon Ladron was THE mastermind and financier of the horrific events dat' unfolded on 9/11.
Barack Hussein Obama was NOT da' mastermind in the operation to kill Obama in that rinky dinky compound in Pakistan and Obama certainly wasn't da' financier of dat' operation....da' American taxpayer was (money well spent, I might add).
Your debating skills were acquired playing Candyland, CharlieE??????
What a fokin' bonehead.
Seesh.
*Bin Laden (not Bon Ladron)ha ha ha
No credit at all to Bush da' Lesser for many years of intelligence gathering that eventually led to nailing Bin Laden's ass?
Why should he get any credit? He admitted he didn't care about catching Bin Laden. The intelligence work done was in spite of W, not because of him.
Barack Hussein Obama was NOT da' mastermind in the operation
He was the leader. He gave the orders. He put his political career on the line. For that he gets credit. Credit W could have had if he even tried to get Osama.
Again, to Mike: Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Laughable
Obama and the word LEADER used in the same sentence.
The only thing Barry has perhaps led in his entire life is a joint-rolling session in a dorm room.
Smoke 'em if you've got 'em...POTHEAD mother fuckers! Oh yea!
Don't feed the troll.
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