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Subject: Public School
A dog had followed his owner to school. His owner was afourth grader at a public elementary school. However,when the bell rang, the dog sidled inside the building andmade it all the way to the child's classroom before ateacher noticed and shooed him outside, closing the doorbehind him. The dog sat down, whimpered and stared atthe closed doors.Then God appeared beside the dog, patted his head, andsaid,'Don't feel bad fella'...they won't let ME in either'.Here is one that needs some forwarding to others andis all too true.
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Hey RW fundies:
You wannna go to church? Yes?
Go then. Nothing is stopping you, "war on christmas" BS notwithstanding.
You want a theocracy here in the US? Yes? I know, I know, you say you don't; you're just defending yourself from anti-X-tian persecution and shit.
OK, OK, let's make a "christian nation":
What denomination? What sect of whatever denomination?
That's the popcorn fodder for the next civil war: Rednecks vs catholics and such.
What the fake Christians can't/won't understand: of course you can bring God inside, bring him in your heart.
Just keep it to yourself and stop proselytizing. If I want to hear about it, I'll seek it out of my own volition.
So bogus.
I thought God is Omnipotent & Omnipresent. Try a dictionary to see what that means.
Speaking of omnipotence. I've always wondered why Christian God can cure a person from cancer and diseases but then he is completely helpless against the effects of any birth control.
And why does he always seem to need money?
<'Don't feel bad fella'...they won't let ME in either'.
"And there's not a damned thing I can do about it, even though I am ostensibly omnipotent."
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