Fwd: FW: : Public School

date: Mon, Nov 17, 2014 at 5:40 PM
subject: Fwd: FW: : Public School

Subject:  Public School

A dog had followed his owner to school.  His owner was a
fourth grader at a public elementary school.  However,
when the bell rang, the dog sidled inside the building and
made it all the way to the child's classroom before a
teacher noticed and shooed him outside, closing the door
behind him.  The dog sat down, whimpered and stared at
the closed doors. 

Then God appeared beside the dog, patted his head, and

'Don't feel bad fella'...they won't let ME in either'.

Here is one that needs some forwarding to others and
is all too true. 


Mr_Creosote said...

Hey RW fundies:

You wannna go to church? Yes?

Go then. Nothing is stopping you, "war on christmas" BS notwithstanding.

You want a theocracy here in the US? Yes? I know, I know, you say you don't; you're just defending yourself from anti-X-tian persecution and shit.

OK, OK, let's make a "christian nation":

What denomination? What sect of whatever denomination?

That's the popcorn fodder for the next civil war: Rednecks vs catholics and such.

gruaud said...

What the fake Christians can't/won't understand: of course you can bring God inside, bring him in your heart.

Just keep it to yourself and stop proselytizing. If I want to hear about it, I'll seek it out of my own volition.

ferschitz said...

So bogus.

I thought God is Omnipotent & Omnipresent. Try a dictionary to see what that means.

Thx 4 Fish said...

Speaking of omnipotence. I've always wondered why Christian God can cure a person from cancer and diseases but then he is completely helpless against the effects of any birth control.

Schitzengiggles said...

And why does he always seem to need money?

CharlieE said...

<'Don't feel bad fella'...they won't let ME in either'.

"And there's not a damned thing I can do about it, even though I am ostensibly omnipotent."

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