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>> Hi, thought you'd get a chuckle out of th​is
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>> Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and
>> Grandfathers? Well, here it
>> is:
>> There was this loving grandfather
>> who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family
>> on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would  take his 5-year-old
>> granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time --
>> pancakes, ice cream, candy --just him and his granddaughter.
>>
>> One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not
>> get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to
>> their drives and would be very disappointed.
>>
>> Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take
>> their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast. When they
>> returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather
>> who was still in bed.
>>
>
>> "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.
>
>> "Not really, PaPa, it was boring. We didn't see a single asshole,
>> queer, piece of shit, horse's ass, tree hugger, socialist left wing
>> prick, blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper or son of a bitch
>> anywhere we went!  We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone
>> she saw. I really didn't have any fun."