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> Date: Tue, 2 Dec 2014 10:10:19 -0700
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> Subject: Fwd: Government Stimulus...
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> After filing their personal tax returns by April 30 th ,
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> many Canadians will again receive a tax refund.
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> This is indeed a very exciting program, 
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> and I'll explain it in a Q & A format:   
>     Q.  What is a tax refund payment?
>     A.  It’s money that the federal government
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>          will send to taxpayers.
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>     Q..  Where will the government get this money?
>        A.  From taxpayers.
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>     Q.  So the government is giving me back my
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>          own money?
>        A.  Only a smidgen of it.
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>     Q.  What is the purpose of this payment ?
>        A.  The plan is for you to use the money to
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>           purchase a   high-definition TV set,
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>           thus stimulating the economy.
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>     Q.  But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
>        A.  Shut up.
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> Below is some helpful advice on how to best
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> help the Canadian economy by spending your
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> tax refund wisely:
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> *  If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, 
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>     the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.
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> *  If you spend it on gasoline, your money
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>     will go to the   Arabs.
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> *  If you purchase a computer, it will go to
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>     India, Taiwan or     China . 
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> *  If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will
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>     go to Mexico,   Honduras and Guatemala.       
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> *  If you buy an efficient car, it will go to
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>     Japan or Korea..     
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> * If you purchase useless stuff,  it will go to Taiwan.
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> * If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock,
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>    it will go   to management bonuses and they will
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>    hide it offshore.
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> Instead, keep the money in Canada by: 
>     1)  Spending it at yard sales, or     
>     2)  Going to hockey games, or   
>     3)  Spending it on prostitutes, or     
>     4)  Beer or
>     5) Tattoos.
>   (These are the only “truly” Canadian businesses
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>     still operating)
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> Conclusion:
> Go to a hockey game with a tattooed prostitute
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> that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day!
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> No need to thank me,  I'm just glad to be of help.
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