Fwd: FW: Born lucky.....

Hi All
 I won a Kenyan lottery according to an email from a Nigerian prince.

He holds the sum of ONE MILLION DOLLARS in my name and he wants to send it to me FREE!
All I have to do is give him my bank account numbers and send him $500 US dollars first, to show my good faith so he can transfer the money!

And then I got ANOTHER email.








It's from a KENYAN prince who wants to give me FREE healthcare for life!
All I have to do is give him my:
BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS,
SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER
CONFIDENTIAL HEALTH INFORMATION
so he can make it happen!

Am I lucky or what?

8 comments:

gruaud said...

Derp.

Anonymous said...

Needs a "MAKING FUN OF MINORITIES SURE IS FUN" tag

CharlieE said...

I'd cough up all of that information in a heartbeat in exchange for free healthcare for life.

Unfortunately, President Obama has made no such offer.

Anonymous said...

@CharlieE

Exactly. I recently encountered someone who insisted that the ACA provided totally free health care to millions of people. Wrong, of course, and it quickly became apparent that he really hated Obamacare while having zero clue what it did or how it actually worked.

It had gotten to the point for him where it was just a reflex: Obama did something, so therefore I must oppose it.

ferschitz said...

Some people I know say that they did get better Health Insurance (which is what ACA is about) after ACA was passed. A lot of citizens have had a lot of issues obtaining decent Health Ins since ACA has been passed. I don't like ACA and would have preferred Single Payer, but rightwingers screamed and tiraded about that calling it Socialism & Nazism or worse. So, thanks, in part, to the Koch-funded Tea Partiers, we now have ACA.

ACA is about getting Health Insurance, not really about getting Health Care. And neither the insurance or the care is Free. It boggles the mind that these TeaTardz would be angry about getting free health care, but there's no logic to this drivel ever.

Yes, most rightwingers are dumb f*cks reflexively hating anything if they are TOLD that it's due to Obama. Facts clearly don't intrude on their little racist white world, so there you go.

I doubt that you have to provide bank account numbers for ACA, but these days, it seems like all citizens are required to provide our SSN for just about *anything* anymore. Another knock knock yoo hoo moment.

The confidential health info is between you and doctor. I don't think Obama gives a sh*t about that.

Are you conservatives lucky or what? I'll choose the "or what" bc you're only happy when you're being a very very stupid negative whining stone cold racist.

InBurrito said...

Wow, how insane that you'd share your SSN with the government...lololol

Anonymous said...

Shocking. The government is asking for your SSN. This is unprecedented!

Also, you can tell my RWD doesn't fill out many job applications because I regularly fill them out and have to provide it.

Hooray4US said...

RWD probably thinks Rush Limbaugh issued him his SSN, which is why RWD doesn't want to "share" it with teh eeeevul gummint.

In honor of Homer Simpson: DOH!

 
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