Fw: Old sea story

There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors,
and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad...

The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally.

The first mate responded,
"Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"

The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced,
The Captain Thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."

He continued,
"Pittman, you change with Jones,
McCarthy, you change with Witkowski,
And Brown, you change with Schultz."


Someone may come along and promise
But don't count on things smelling any better.


CharlieE said...

I wish someone, just once, would explain exactly how Obama is allegedly doing all of this damage.

What's the process? What's the mechanism?

The Republicans in Congress are blocking all of his proposed legislation, so how is Obama managing to destroy the country without benefit of law?

Please. Someone enlighten us.

ferschitz said...

To Charlie E:

It's via Obama's amazing powers to somehow inflict poverty on white people by having Hot Steamy Sex with other Men, doncha know?????

That and taking too many vacations with Michelle, who hates America (thus inflicting her hateful poverty-inducing rays on lily-whites), while secretly worshipping at Mosques with his secret half-brother who is secretly in the Muslim brotherhood. Plus personnally forcing every single pregnant woman in America to have an abortion.

Got it?

Obama is both the dumbest doofus in the land, whilst also employing loads of super secret powers that only negatively impact moranic white racist TeaTardz.

gruaud said...

It's not Obama who's waging a scorched-Earth war on the poor. That is the Republican brand, all the way.


Mr_Creosote said...

I fail to see how a lame joke addresses the political point they're trying to make. We go from some inane attempt at wordplay without once detailing one iota of public policy to the crocodile tears about the poor. Talk about a non-sequitur! Well of course it doesn't need to make sense since a huge part of the republican "base" doesn't exactly excel in the ability to think critically. Oh well, if it's like the teatards I know, most will soon be pushing up daisies due to a combination of advanced age, obesity, diabetes and the like and so the base will be gutted within a half-dozen years.

Hooray4US said...

If "things" don't smell any better since Obama was first elected with the campaign rhetoric of "Change," then that must mean that things were pretty damn stinky to begin with... from the GW Bush Admin.

So, what's the point? That All politicians suck? That the needs of US citizens aren't being met by Wash DC?

If so, why blame it solely on one person/party? Maybe there's plenty of blame to go around, and more than just getting rid of Obama will fix the problem. How do we, as citizens, go about fixing these problems and improving the nation as a whole?

Or is that just too complex for most rightwingers to grasp?

Yes, that was a rhetorical question.

Anonymous said...



Barry S said...

Obama claimed he visited 57 states...How many states are in the U.S.A?
Then he says, "I think I have one left to go."


During a trip to London's Westminster Abbey, Obama's signs the guest book dating it .. 24 May 2008 - it was 2011 :) ( maybe he was wistfully dreaming about his 2008 election campaign at the time)

.... Last and Certainly Not Least..In April 2009, on one of his many foreign trips, Obozo muzed, "I don't know what the term is in Austrian' for "wheeling and dealing." Dummy - There is No Austrian language.

........TALK ABOUT THE "Special Olympics"

These are just a few early-on gaffs this guy, who is suppose to be the head of the US..has made and continues to this day with his ignorance.


Anonymous said...

Dummy - There is No Austrian language

Dummy, he was referring to idioms and slang, which vary from place to place. There are not separate regional "languages" in the US but they do have different vocabularies. For example, in the Midwest "pop" is what they call soda. And in the south, "State's rights" are what they call "screwing over non-white people".

gruaud said...

Anon for the win. Nice.

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