Subject: Fwd: Scandal
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>> THE SCANDAL ...
>> Bob: "Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?"
>> Jim: "You mean the Mexican gun running?"
>> Bob: "No, the other one."
>> Jim: "You mean SEAL Team 6 Extortion 17?"
>> Bob: "No, the other one."
>> Jim: "You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?"
>> Bob: "No, the other one."
>> Jim: "You mean the voter fraud?"
>> Bob: "No, the other one."
>> Jim: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
>> Bob: "No, the other one."
>> Jim: "You mean that 3 or 4 of Obama's friends were mysteriously
murdered when they came forward with claims he was gay?"
>> Bob: "No, the other one."
>> Jim: "You mean the president demoralizing and breaking down the
military?"
>> Bob: "No, the other one."
>> Jim: "You mean the Boston Bombing?"
>> Bob: "No, the other one."
>> Jim: "You mean the president wanting to kill Americans with drones
without the benefit of the law?"
>> Bob: "No, the other one."
>> Jim: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared
bankruptcy it was sold to the Chinese?"
>> Bob: "No, the other one."
>> Jim: "You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"
>> Bob: "No, the other one."
>> Jim: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
>> Bob: "No, the other one."
>> Jim: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
>> Bob: "No, the other one."
>> Jim: "Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
>> Bob: "No, the other one."
>> Jim: "Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and right after they
declared bankruptcy the Chinese bought it?"
>> Bob: "No, the other one."
>> Jim: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?"
>> Bob: "No, the other one."
>> Jim: "The president's ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal
immigrants from jails and prisons and falsely blaming the sequester?"
>> Bob: "No, the other one."
>> Jim: "The president's threat to impose gun control by Executive Order
in order to bypass Congress?"
>> Bob: "No, the other one."
>> Jim: "The president's repeated violation of the law requiring him to
submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?"
>> Bob: "No, the other one."
>> Jim: "The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some
counties voted 100% for Obama?"
>> Bob: "No, the other one."
>> Jim: "The president's unconstitutional recess appointments in an
attempt to circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role?"
>> Bob: "No, the other one."
>> Jim: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General
investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
>> Bob: "No, the other one."
>> Jim: "HHS employees being given insider information on Medicare
Advantage?"
>> Bob: "No, the other one."
>> Jim: "Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
>> Bob: "No, the other one."
>> Jim: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65
million low-information voters stuck us again with the most corrupt
administration in American history?"
>> Bob: "THAT'S THE ONE!"
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I'm trying to imagine what a Snopes article on this email would look like. Do you think they would just have one GIANT red dot for so many falsehoods, or a whole like of like 25 red dots for each individual falsehood?
The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?
Ok. Yes, I agree that THIS is a scandal, and at this time, it does land on Obama's desk.
1. Firstly, this spying has been going on for decades. I believe the NSA was started after WWII. In the '70s, the Church Committee worked to limit some of the domestic spying that occurred back in the '60s/'70s, particular under J Edgar Hoover's reign at the FBI. COINTELLPRO can be googled, and you'll see what I mean.
2. Conservatives peed in their pants to have GW Bush pass the Patriot Act, which opened the floodgates for the NSA and other Alphabets to commence their spying domestically - allegedly in the name of keeping us safe from terrorisssss!!!111!!!
3. Barack Obama DID, indeed, vote for FISA back when he was in the Senate. It's one of the big reasons why *I* never trusted him. That said, FISA was passed under GW BushCo Admin & was mainly supported by so-called "Republicans," which these dorks all thought was the greatest thing evah.
4. So, ok. Now the buck for NSA spying lands on Obama's desk, and what are conservatives doing about it? A big fat nothing, that's what. The rightwing think tank disingenuously sticks this one TRUE thing in the midst of a lot of psycho-babble, most of it b.s. and/or lies.
Why does the Tea Party want to impeach Obama? For stupid, ridiculous, nonsensical stuff, like how Obama's supposedly a SocialistMarxistCommieNazi, which he's not.
But we'll never see the Koch brothers paying for these rubes to get into a real lather about something factual, like the NSA spying.
Why not? Because the Koch brothers LIKE the NSA domestic spying, and they benefit from it.
NOTE how the propoganda works.
Low-information voters. heh
Conservatives are the lowest information voters I have ever seen.
Anyone who voted for GWB because they thought he'd be fun to have a beer with doesn't exactly flash signs of being capable of mulling the issues over.
"You mean the president wanting to kill Americans with drones
without the benefit of the law?"
Actually, that should be a scandal. Oddly enough, the Republicans don't care. Probably because it involves the government killing people, and they're always behind that.
I think the funniest entry is the "three or four" people who were going to call Obama gay, since we already have either way more than that or not that many languishing in the archives. I guess if you can't keep your lies straight, just spitball it!
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