AN OLDIE BUT STILL GOOD 
:>)
On January 2nd of 
                      this year Davy Jones,
lead singer for 
                      the 60’s pop group the Monkeys passed 
                      away.
The following morning headlines in 
                      the Washington 
                      Post
read LEAD MONKEY 
                      DEAD.
It 
                      took the secret service several hours to get Joe 
                      Biden
to 
                      calm down and stop running around the white house 
                      yelling,


3 comments:
The name of the group was the Monkees. Davy Jones wasn't their "leader."
A headline reading "Monkee Dead" or even "Lead Monkee Dead" wouldn't have evoked any response from anyone regarding the POTUS.
It was last year, BTW. Oh, and you're a racist.
We've seen a version of this before. It was just a dully stupid, totally incorrect (what a surprise... NOT), not remotely amusting, and incredibly racist then as it is now.
Joe Biden is going to run for president in 2016 and is going to win in a landslide. He'll win his second term, too.
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