Fw: I Got Mine

Just wanted to let you know -

Today I received my Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack from the White House. It contained a parachute, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, 'Bush's Fault' poster, a 'Blame Boehner' poster, a 'Tax the Rich' poster, an application for unemployment, an application for food stamps, a prayer rug, a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren, and a machine to blow smoke up my ass.  All directions were in Spanish.
Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon.

The two biggest threats to firearms are rust and politicians.


Anonymous said...

And yet, it's more than you'll ever get from corporate America for your decades of service.

Anonymous said...

To the moderator: you should also tag this one as muslims are scary, racism, taxes, food stamps, gun control... well heck this one can pretty much be tagged for everything.

Thx 4 Fish said...

They worry about debt they will leave to their grandchildren, but when it comes to survivability on an extinction-level climate changed Earth, well I guess those grandkids are on their own. They may wish all you left them was debt.

gruaud said...

If you can't see that the morass that you are in was caused by Bush the Extremely Dimwitted and exacerbated (look it up, shit-for-brains) by the Republican-filibustering-DO NOTHING-congress, brother, you can make your idiotic, wisecrack talking points, but you'll deserve everything that's coming to you. And your kids. And your kid's kids. Is that REALLY what you idiots want?

Jesus, no one can be this stupid, it's impossible.

Assignation. What a laugh. 99% of Contards don't even know what that means without going to dictionary.com.

And for any of you who looked THAT up in addition to 'exacerbated' -- well, you failed again, as always.

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