Fwd: Fw: Email me after you get this

Curator's note: This might take the prize for "Most bizarre RWFWD: in the collection."

Subject: Email me after you get this

Sorry…..I need this too!! Heck, who doesn’t!

Here it is.....And I'm sending it on....(I need all the help I can get!!!!)

 If Gov't doesn't obey The Constitution,
What's Treason?

This is an actual size of Noah's Ark. 

Let me know what happens to you the morning after you open this e-mail.

This is an unusual one. It actually gives you a time tomorrow. Let's see if it works. 


Forward this message the same day you receive it.
It may sound ridiculous, but it is right on time.

We believe that something is about to happen. Angels exist,
only sometimes they haven't got wings and we call them friends;
you are one of them!
Something wonderful is about to happen to you and your friends.
Tomorrow at
8:23 am somebody will call you and tell you
something you have been waiting to hear.
Please send it to at least 10 of your friends, including me!


gruaud said...

Offer not valid after 8:23 AM or in Massachusetts.

CharlieE said...

What does this have to do with the Constitution, treason, or Noah's ark?

Zeno said...

Looks like someone got his meds mixed up.

ferschitz said...

Looks like a mashup of different old-school Chain Letters, via Snail Mail. Anyone old enough (like yours truly) to remember those? Usually, though, those bogus chain letters stuck to one topic.

Given the typical incoherency of much conservative "thinking" these days, combined with how nearly *everyone* has an attention span of a gnat... voila! A bunch of incoherent gibberish stuck together... what happened to YOU at 8:23 am today??? heh

LiberalGunner said...

Why do you hate god?

Ken said...

8:23 AM has come and gone what now?

Anoner said...

Same here: 8:23 am. Now what?

If it's the Rapture (fingers crossed!), I have dibs on all the stuff "left behind."

Anonymous said...

I can't figure out if this is the rantings of an insane person, or if there is some sort of hidden Christian wing-ding code in there that I'm insufficiently indoctrinated to catch.

Or maybe i'ts both.

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