FW: FW: Limo Chauffeur

Subject: FW: FW: Limo Chauffeur
Barack Obama was touring the countryside for votes in his chauffeur-driven limo. Suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop. Obama says to the chauffeur, 'You get out and check, you were driving.' The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports
that the limo is damaged but still is serviceable, but the animal is dead.
'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Obama.
Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair all ruffled, and sporting a big grin.
'My god, where have you been and what happened to you?' asks Obama.
The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of whiskey, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.'
'What on earth did you say to them?' asks Obama.
'I knocked on the door, and when it was  answered, I said to them, 'I'm Barack Obama's chauffeur and I've just killed the jackass.



CharlieE said...

That one drew some laughs in its earlier incarnation - when George W. Bush was the passenger...

Padre Mickey said...

We all know that Barak Obama is the only president in the history of the U.S.A. to ride in a chauffer-driven limo. All the other presidents, being Men Of Da Peepuls, drove Volkswagon beetles.

ferschitz said...

The only time conservatives believe in recycling is when they recycle old jokes originally created by liberals. Read this one years ago in reference to Ronald Reagan (the first time) and then again for W Bush.


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