Fwd: Red Neck Girl

"Hi MRWD! This one is from my right-wing mother..." -Rachel

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Drinking with a Redneck Girl

A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air,pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws th e glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,

'In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'


Anonymous said...

And that redneck girl went on to become Sarah Palin.
Why'd they leave that part out?!

Anonymous said...

Why, oh why, are rednecks proud of being rednecks? Are people really so dumb that they embrace being dumb?

Anonymous said...

LOL...She should have shot some of the asshole liberals and neocons who want the illegal invaders here too!!!

Anonymous said...

Anon no. 2: I think your question was answered by Anon no. 3 XD

Anonymous said...

oh yeah - those murderous, inbred, redneck girls are SO hot....

M. Ray Crabbinson said...

She killed people. These wankers realize that's more illegal than coming to America sans passport, right?

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