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From: REDACTED@aol.com >
Date: Nov 17, 2007 9:21 PM
Subject: Emergency Room
To: REDACTED
The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my shirt.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick! After all.
Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.
It also works well if you ever have to use a Laundromat..
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Yes, let's all commit the felony of impersonating a federal officer. Jackass.
"Yes, let's all commit the felony of impersonating a federal officer."
you forgot to add "...while scaring away those in obvious need of immediate medical attention. Humanitarian awards all around everyone!"
Aren't you guys missing the more obvious problem: how could all those no good, english hating immigrant folk have read the words on his patch?
Of course, if we had better health care in this country then the emergency rooms would be filled with people who have emergencies and not the uninsured needing routine and urgent care.
Someone really needs to figure out a way for the Internets to transmit the correct laugh track with this garbage.
"Nyuk nyuk nyuk har snort nyuk.
Pass the pork rinds, Cooter...
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