FW: A Political Fable

"More right-wing bigoted madness." -Taylor

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(A Political Fable) The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing
her domestic chores.

As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch
and carry it to the mine.

One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw
that there had been a terrible cave-in.
Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling
out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow

'Hello!...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!'

For a long while, there was no answer.
Losing hope, Snow White again shouted,
'Hello! Is anyone down there?'

Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint
voice from deep within the mine, singing.........
'Vote for Barack Obama! - Vote for Barack Obama!'

Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself and prayed,
'Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive...'


Mark SJ said...

But then Snow White noticed that it was not Dopey after all, but a Dopey impersonator! She realized this when she noticed that Dopey's tattoo, which should have read "Death Before Dishonor" now read "Drill Here, Drill Now" in Comic Sans MS font.

She pulled off the mask, and to her horror, it was none other than Grumpy, also known as Sen. John McCain.

"Grumpy! What have you done with Dopey?" she exclaimed.

"None of your damned business", a voice menaced from the pantry, "Now drop the dwarf, of the idiot gets it."

To her horror, Dick Cheney emerged from the pantry, holding a gun to Dopey's head.

"No! Don't hurt him! You know he's just an imbecile", Snow White pleaded.

"C'mon, McGrumpy, get a move on, let's get out of here" Cheney barked.

"OK, Sleazy" responded the diminutive Senator from Arizona, "But shouldn't we leave Dopey?"

"No, he has to fill out the rest of his term at the White House."

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