The teacher said, “let's begin by reviewing some history”.
Who said “Give me liberty or give me death”?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan.
He had his hand up, so the teacher called on him and he said,
“Patrick Henry, 1775”.
Very good!
Who said: 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People.'?
Again, no response except from Little Akio: “Abraham Lincoln, 1863.”
Excellent!
Let's try one a bit more difficult. Who said,
'Ask not what your Country can do for you, but what you can do for your Country'?
Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said: “John F. Kennedy, 1961.”
The teacher got upset and snapped at her class, "You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Akio isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do."
From the back of the room she hears a loud whisper:..
"Fuck the Japs."
Who said that? I want to know right now, she angrily demanded.
Little Akio put his hand up, “General MacArthur, 1945.”
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares around and asks, All right! Now, who said that?
Again, Little Akio says, “George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.”
Now pissed off at little Akio, the same student yells, "Suck this!"
Little Akio jumps out of his chair and shouts: “Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!”
The teacher fainted. The class gathered around her, someone said, "Damn, we’re screwed."
Little Akio said quietly, “Chuck Schumer, when Trump got elected in 2016.”
AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, ENDS OUR HISTORY LESSON FOR TODAY!!!
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2 comments:
"Damn, we’re screwed."
Wow. RWD got one right for once.
---the website "Powerline" ran a series of jokes, and one of them was "Do you think the country is bad now? Wait until 20 years when the country will be full of people hom schooled by day drinkers."
---After all the years of seeing home schooling touted as superior to public schools, that joke is told?
---If you combined it with the "history lesson" joke it would suggest that some conservatives were lying all along with their arguments about public schools?
---Mandalay Bay Hotel in 2017 fixated guy.
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