Short Story

A man on his Harley was  riding along a California beach when 
suddenly the sky clouded  above his head and, in a booming voice, 
God said, "Because you  have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, 
I will grant you  one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a  bridge to Hawaii so I can 
ride over anytime I want.”

God replied, "Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous 
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required 
reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it 
would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your 
desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of 
something that could possibly help mankind.”

The biker  thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "God, I 
wish that I, and all men, could understand women; I want to know 
how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the 
silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says 
nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, 
and how I can make a woman truly happy.”

God replied: 
"You want two lanes or four on that bridge...?"


Anonymous said...

Women, amirite?

CharlieE said...


What can you do? Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

Of course, if you're Donald Trump, you can apparently grope them with impunity. So there's that.

M. Ray Crabbinson said...

It's funny because hurr de durr, I don't get dem wimminz

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