A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice,
God said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways,
I will grant you one wish."
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice,
God said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways,
I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over anytime I want.”
ride over anytime I want.”
God replied, "Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required
reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it
would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your
desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of
something that could possibly help mankind.”
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "God, I
wish that I, and all men, could understand women; I want to know
how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the
silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says
nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help,
and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
wish that I, and all men, could understand women; I want to know
how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the
silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says
nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help,
and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
God replied:
"You want two lanes or four on that bridge...?"
"You want two lanes or four on that bridge...?"
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3 comments:
Women, amirite?
@anon
What can you do? Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
Of course, if you're Donald Trump, you can apparently grope them with impunity. So there's that.
It's funny because hurr de durr, I don't get dem wimminz
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