| date: | 19 May 2015 at 22:27 | ||
| subject: | Fw: THE FROG AND GOLF |
Subject: Fw: THE FROG AND GOLF
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The Frog and Golf
THIS IS HILARIOUS!
DO NOT SAVE - PASS ON
A man takes the day off work and
Decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he
Notices a frog sitting next to the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is
About to shoot when he Hears,
Ribbit 9 Iron.'
The man looks around and doesn't
See anyone.
Again, he hears, 'Ribbit 9 Iron.'
He looks at the frog and decides to
Prove the frog wrong, puts the
Club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from thecup.
He is shocked.
He says to the frog,
'Wow that's amazing..
You must be a lucky frog, eh?
The frog replies,
'Ribbit Lucky frog.'
The man decides to take the frog
with him to the next hole.
'What do you think frog?'
The man asks.
'Ribbit 3 wood.'
The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
Boom! Hole in one...
The man is befuddled and doesn't know
What to say.
By the end of the day, the man golfed the
Best game of golf in his life and
asks the frog,
'OK where to next?'
The frog replies,
'Ribbit Las Vegas ..
' They go to Las Vegas
and the guy says,
'OK frog, now What?'
The frog says, 'Ribbit Roulette.'
Upon approaching the roulette table,
The man asks,
'What do you think I should Bet?'
The frog replies,
'Ribbit $3000, black 6.'
Now, this is a
million-to-one shot to win, but
after the golf game the man
Figures what the heck.
Boom!
Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table
The man takes his winnings and
buys the best room in the Hotel.
He sits the frog down and Says,
'Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and
I am forever grateful.'
The frog replies,
'Ribbit KissMe.'
He figures why not,
Since after all the frog did for Him,
He deserves it..
With a kiss, the frog turns into a
gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
'And that,
your honor, is how the girl
ended up in my room.
So help me God
Or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton.'
The origination of this letter is
Unknown, but it brings
Good luck to everyone who passes it on.
The one who breaks the
Chain will have bad luck.
Do Not keep this.
Do not send money.
Just forward it to five of your
Friends to whom you wish good luck.
Posts
7 comments:
Change 'girl' to 'boy' and Clinton to Dennis Hastert. Still funny?
http://www.npr.org/sections/alltechconsidered/2015/06/03/411476653/infiltrating-the-dark-net-where-criminals-trolls-and-extremists-reign
There are many people who consider that trolling is culture, it's an art form, it's one of the longest standing cultures on the net. And for these people it's, again, a bit libertarian, it's a statement of free expression. It's a statement that we have to be offensive to others if we want to keep peoples' skin thick. If we want to live in a society where we value free speech it almost demands that we be offensive to others. And they see their job as going around and offending other people, often in a very clever, sort of sophisticated way. They're really upset that the word "trolling" has now come to mean essentially anyone that bullies another individual online. They don't see that as trolling; theirs is an art form.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/trolling
Trolling used to be a sort of art form but has degenerated into vapidity, tedium & stupidity.
I thought it was Duggar that felt up little girls.
Recycled Clinton jokes? Seriously? Is that the best the rubes have? No originality, but yeah, Clinton is sort of a dick and full of shit.
This on the other hand is hilarious
http://nsaney.tumblr.com/post/78518814111/lindsey-graham-meme-u-s-senator-r-south-carolina
Maybe Lindsey can appoint Aslan as Sec of State.
Plus I see Rick Perry is back....this is going to be comedy gold....
Tedious.
Hey Maxwell: This might give you a chuckle or two. :-)
RICK PERRY
Campaign Slogan: “I Studied This Time”
•Experience: Effectively and efficiently led bungling of 2012 presidential campaign
•Policies: Tough on crime, specifically homosexuality
•Death Penalty Record: Undefeated, 234-0
•Political Base: Unsettling white guys in wrap-around Oakley's
•Biggest Political Asset: Looks pretty presidential on muted TV at airport
•Biggest Liability: Public forums
•Greatest Political Accomplishment: Provided underserved minorities and mentally retarded individuals with access to quality executions
•Oh, and: Was recently issued felony indictment for abuse of power as Texas governor
Mike Hawk
"Ribbit vote for campaign finance reform; vote Democrat"
Hillary Rodham Clitoris
Mike Hawk
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