|date:||Wed, Apr 8, 2015 at 7:21 AM|
|subject:||Fwd: Only Southern boys will understand|
TOP 30 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR SOUTHERN BOYS SAY:
> 30. When I retire, I'm movin' north!.
> 29. I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex.
> 28. Duct tape won't fix that.
> 27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken with a slice of lime.
> 26. We don't keep no guns in this house.
> 25. You can't feed that to the dog.
> 24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
> 23. Wrestling is fake.
> 22. We're vegetarians.
> 21. Do you think my gut is too big?
> 20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits, grits and gravy.
> 19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
> 18. Who gives a shit who won the Civil War?
> 17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
> 16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
> 15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
> 14. Trim the fat off that steak.
> 13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
> 12. The tires on that truck are too damn big.
> 11. I've got it all on the C:DRIVE.
> 10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
> 9. My fiancée, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
> 8. I've got two cases of Zima iced down for the Super Bowl.
> 7. Checkmate!
> 6.She's too young to be wearing that bikini.
> 5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
> 4. I don't have a favorite football team.
> 3. Youse Guys.,,,
> 2. Those cutoffs ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
> AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN > BOY SAY:
> 1. Nope, no more beer for me. I'm driving a whole busload of us down to help > in the Hillary Campaign.