Fwd: FW: Bill Clinton .....

date:Tue, Mar 24, 2015 at 11:48 PM
subject:Fwd: FW: Bill Clinton .....

Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua.

But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow. "One Hundred and Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb. "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.  

This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.
  He'd run by and she'd yell, "One Hundred and Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"  

One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog! As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $150 offer and Hillary would wonder   what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.  

He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the former Secretary of State.  As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker!

Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.  

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled... "See what you get for five bucks!?" 

I don't care who you are, this is funny!


CharlieE said...

They have streetwalkers in Chappaqua?

I don't care who you are, this is funny!

Thank you for telling us. If not for that statement, we'd never have known.

gruaud said...

I'm willing to concede 'mildly amusing'.

ferschitz said...

I, too, find it mildly amusing.

I am bracing myself for a slew of far worse Clinton "jokes" as the general election campaigns get into full swing.

It is silly that the RWF has to "instruct" readers to realize that this joke is funny.

Schitzengiggles said...

Not bad actually...lol.

As far as RWD having to instruct the readers that the joke is funny, you have to remember, RWDs are not conditioned to have a sense of humor. They're conditioned by Fox, Rush and Levin for condescension and outrage.

Hooray4US said...

heh... not bad.

RWD has to instruct conservatives on what's actually funny bc the Southern Strategy - used since Nixon - has focused on being constantly angry, outraged & afraid 100% of the time. No room for humor, much less compassion or being light-hearted.

Mike Hawk said...

....and when Hillary and Bill passed the prostitute and her funny remark on that day out jogging, they passed Monica Linguistic Lewinsky on the next street corner. She was holding a sign which read: "I'll never vote for a Democrat again in my life; the last one I voted for left a bad taste in my mouth (and stained my dress)".

Oh yeah!!!! LOL at Bill = The First Black American President.

Mike Hawk

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