|date:||Tue, Mar 31, 2015 at 11:32 AM|
|subject:||Fwd: FW: Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Medicare - Part G|
Subject: Fw: Medicare - Part G
Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan
Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself
and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So,
what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G.
The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are
allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to
prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a
roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a
library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need
glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex
change, or heart? They are all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they
do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that
just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you
will get rid of a useless politicians while you are at it. And now, because
you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!
Is this a great country or what? Now that you have solved your senior
financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week!