Fwd: FW: good Story-Canadian farmer

date:Tue, Mar 17, 2015 at 11:40 AM
subject:Fwd: FW: good Story-Canadian farmer

Three men - a Canadian farmer, a Muslim fanatic and a white-trash biker are all walking together one day.

They come across a lantern, and a Genie pops out of it.

'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total,' says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer, and my son will also farm.  I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.'

POOF!  With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

The Muslim was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran, so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.'

POOF!  Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The biker says, 'I am very curious.  Please tell me more about this wall.'

The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the countries.  Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'

The biker sits down on his Harley,
cracks a beer,
lights a cigar.
smiles, and says...
'Fill it with water.'


Anonymous said...

It's funny because it will lead to the death of untold millions!

Anonymous said...

What a weird "joke". Why are these three odd people "walking together"?

CharlieE said...

Another tasteless joke about killing lots of innocent people from the "pro-life" brigade...

Mike Hawk said...

I say include Hillary and Bubba inside the confines of that wall, too....and fill 'er up!!!

Oh yea. :-)

Mike Hawk

ferschitz said...

Well that clears up one thing - this is meant to appeal to red neck, bigoted, ignorant bikers and their fellow travelers. Color me surprised... not.

Another unfunny not-a-joke about murdering innocent people from our "Christiany" crowd who have a f*cking COW about women having abortions.

Oh yeah: I forgot. With this crowd, it's all about the foetus. Once someone is born, you are well and truly on your own and just as likely to be called to be cruelly and inhumanely murdered by the same crowd that insisted that you MUST be born, even at the cost of your mother's life.

Anonymous said...

ferschitz - Just wondering, are you for or against capital punishment (aka - the death penalty).

gruaud said...


To a conservative, 'muslim fanatic' is redundant.

Anonymous said...

I get it. Only those middle east countries would have enough potable water thanks to global warming.

Anonymous said...

This one is really old. I first saw this one right after 9/11. Not sure if the players were the same in the original, but kuddos to the author for bringing in a biker, 'cuz everyone knows bikers are the TRUE patriots!

Hooray4US said...

It's an odd choice of "companions" for this outdated Genie/Wish "joke," which has been around in one format or another probably since the stone age... and reflects a stone age mentality.

Mr_Creosote said...

Ver time I've noticed one of the hallmarks of RWFs is how the American right wing likes to try to "mainstream" the ubiquitousness of their views by claiming other countries are just as far to the right as the US right is.

They often invoke Canada, Australia, UK and the like to support their arguments.

Mr_Creosote said...

Re: Above post:

First word should be "Over".

( alas no edit feature for posts already made )

CharlieE said...

I get it. Only those middle east countries would have enough potable water thanks to global warming.

This comment makes no sense, but I will add that if your intention is to drown millions of innocent people, the water need not be potable.

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