FB: The Safe Family Gun Guide


7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why do you need a shotgun to stop a home invader but only a pistol for a carjacker/rapist/mugger? Does the home invader have more hitpoints?

gruaud said...

And this one is what you need when you want to slaughter schoolchildren.

Anonymous said...

They might as well say "this one is for Zombies". The threat is just as real.

Anonymous said...

You need this one as a metaphor for your penis.

Anonymous said...

The shotgun for home defense is because it will not send a round into the next house like the AR may do.

Anonymous said...

The shotgun for home defense is because you don't have to aim.

It's ideal for people who are drunk, live alone and don't own anything of value.

ferschitz said...

And this armored tank for when you want to "stop da gubmint" from something something... lookit my penis substitute! It's bigger 'n yours!!! woot

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