Fwd: FW: Hunting buddies

Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunt camp.
 Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Stanley .'

 The mortician thought this was rather strange, So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up, Roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley .'

 The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?' Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley had two ass-holes.'

 'What! He had two ass-holes?' asked the mortician.

 'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say: 'There's Stanley with them two ass-holes.

 Cooter and Gomer are both now employed in the Obama administration as planning, development, and strategy consultants for the IRS & Justice Department.


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ferschitz said...

Hunters with guns & with names like Cooter & Gomer?? Sound like Deep South Tea Party members to me. Was Stanley wrapped in a white sheet?

Marc with a C said...

Remember the good old days in the Bush administration where the only qualification a 24 year old Liberty University alum had to have to work at NASA was the ability to insert the word "theory" every time the Big Bang was mentioned in a publication.

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