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Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 8:57 PM
Subject: Where all is LESS today
*Our Phones ~ Wireless
*Cooking ~ Fireless
*Cars ~ Keyless
*Food ~ Fatless
*Tires ~ Tubeless
*Dress ~ Sleeveless
*Youth ~ Jobless
*Leaders ~ Shameless
*Relationships ~ Meaningless
*Attitude ~ Careless
*Wives ~ Fearless
*Babies ~ Fatherless
*Feelings ~ Heartless
*Education ~ Valueless
*Children ~ Mannerless
Everything is becoming LESS but still our hopes are ~ Endless.
In fact we are ~ SpeechlessAnd our PRESIDENT isCLUELESS !!
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This is great I have some more:
Rich ~ Taxless
GOP ~ Faultless
Bush and Friends ~ Guiltless
On a side note, is this e-mail implying that it is a bad thing our wives/women are fearless? Well, let me finish this case of PBR and take off my belt and fix that…
*Wives ~ Fearless
Dontcha just miss the good old days when I woman knew she'd get a punch in the face if she didn't remember her place? Nowadays they hardly EVER get hit for not having dinner on the table when their husbands get home.
This reminds me of a poem a depressive fifth grader might write.
Rightwing Email Forwards - FactLess
Rightwing males afraid of women - BallLess
Rightwing media - TruthLess
Conservatives in general - WitLess
Conservative Fapping GunNuts - DickLess
Reagan never said that; the quote is from insane RW dirtbag, the Savage Weiner.
Can't even correctly quote your own hero. To paraphase St. Ronnie: Your hearts and your best intentions still tell you that Reagan's saying that is true, but the facts and the evidence tell you it is not.
Facts and evidence: ever the bane of today's right wing.
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