Re: FW: Something to think about...

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Date: Fri, 1 Aug 2008 10:36:05 -0600
Subject: Something to think about...

The Truth About John SIDNEY McCain

I send this message out to all AMERICANS who are concerned about the dire choice we face in this election. I don't think I need to explain to all of you what the stakes are. We are currently locked in a WAR for the culture and faith of this great nation and are stuck with two phenomenally awful choices.

But while the myriad SINS of Barack HUSSEIN Obama are well known to the majority of AMERICANS, less is known about the extremely suspect background of John SIDNEY McCain, the supposed candidate of the REPUBLICAN party. The MAINSTREAM MEDIA have done a shameful job vetting this man (if he can even be called that) and are engaged in ACTIVE SUPPRESSION of many troubling items on John SIDNEY McCain's record.

However, the MAINSTREAM MEDIA cannot suppress the truth. All of the information below has been testified to in a COURT OF LAW under oath on the very BIBLE itself. Please read it and consider; can we really afford to have a man with the character of John SIDNEY McCain in the WHITE HOUSE?


    John SIDNEY McCain has made a great deal of his experience as a prisoner of war during the Vietnam War. He claims that because of this, he has learned the skills and has the character necessary to lead the US MILITARY in the WAR ON TERROR against the pig-religion of ISLAM.

      However, his accounts of his time in the prison camp do not hold up to even the most cursory of examinations. His conduct inside the prison camp following his capture has widely been described as perverse, shameful, and even TREASONOUS.

    It is well known that during John SIDNEY McCain's interrogations, he was given special attention since his father was an admiral in the US NAVY. As a navy pilot, John SIDNEY McCain also had a great knowledge about weapons, radar systems and deployment; information which was highly valuable to the North Vietnamese and their Soviet patrons. Several of SIDNEY McCain's fellow prisoners witness part of an interrogation, where McCain was questioned by Russian speaking officers. After this interrogation, John SIDNEY McCain was removed from the bamboo holding cage with his fellow prisoners and given extra rations of rice and canned yams. We can deduce from this that John SIDNEY McCain gave his captors vital information during this interrogation in order to get this special treatment, and thus put the lives of thousands of AMERICAN servicemen in danger. Hopefully, the extra rice rations were enough to fill not only the hunger in his belly, but also the deep hole in his conscience...


During his time in the prison camp, John SIDNEY McCain was subjected to torture in order to get him to sign statements critical of the UNITED STATES and its MILITARY. Experiences such as this were common to many prisoners. What is not common is the fact that John SIDNEY McCain ended up actually signing the statement given to him by his North Vietnamese captors.

His "confession" is rife with statements that are offensive to all AMERICANS. In it, he "apologizes" for the "murder" of civilians (a fact that is patently false...the majority of all civilian deaths in the Vietnam war were committed by the COMMUNISTS, since it is only through wholesale murder that they can enforce their ideology), as well as admitting that he was a tool for AMERICAN imperialism. His signature can be clearly seen at the bottom of the statement, so we can surmise that even if he didn't write all the words, he agrees with them. By doing so, he spit on every man and woman who has ever worn the uniform of the UNITED STATES MILITARY.

Besides the fact that by signing such a statement, he directly gave aid and comfort to the enemy, somebody also needs to tell John SIDNEY McCain that AMERICA is a REPUBLIC, not an EMPIRE. If he cannot tell the difference, then John SIDNEY McCain does not have the character to be President.


It is widely known that after a year of captivity by the Vietnamese, John SIDNEY McCain was offered the opportunity to go home in a prisoner exchange. As the son of an admiral, he was a high value prisoner and by staying inside the camp, he weakened the negotiating position of the UNITED STATES.

Though John SIDNEY McCain has stated that he refused to leave the camp because it would not have been fair to men who had been held captive longer than him, the record does not hold up to scrutiny. Since we've already established that McCain had given valuable information to the Vietnamese/Soviets and helped them spread their anti-imperialist/anti-GOD propaganda, why would he suddenly be driven by the welfare of his fellow soldiers?

In all, John McCain was held as a prisoner of war for six years, even though he could have left as soon as the first year. There are many reports that he was constantly bound with ropes and tortured. Why would this be done if he had already given all his information to his captors.

The answer is simple. From John SIDNEY McCain's own accounts of his torture, the acts he was involved in correlate closely to those of SADO MASOCHISM. These are acts that are regularly celebrated by the HOMOSEXUAL/PERVERT community.

Before he was killed in a highly suspicious car accident, one of McCain's fellow prisoners testified on the BIBLE that during his time in the prison camp, John SIDNEY McCain had been a "bottom" (this is a pervert designation for a homosexual who receives sodomy rather than gives it). This brave soldier also claimed that McCain frequently tried to dress in a feminine manner, and had sex with other prisoners and sometimes even his captors for extra cigarettes and plantains.

Even after his release, it seems that John SIDNEY McCain continued on with his homosexual acts. Several people have testified under oath that McCain was a constant figure in bars frequented by the homosexual/pervert community in Florida. It is these encounters that are widely known to have led to the end of McCain's first marriage.


Unfortunately, the infidelities of John SIDNEY McCain do not end there. It is a PROVEN FACT that John SIDNEY McCain fathered a child with a Bangladeshi woman named Dharba Sun Mahmoud. By this time, John SIDNEY McCain had already been elected to the Arizona senate and it is likely he met Ms. Mahmoud on a Senate tour of the region.

Likely, you are wondering how McCain having children through a heterosexual relationship matches up with the information given in the previous chapter on McCain's homosexual past. Many in the homosexual/pervert community often take on HETEROSEXUAL partners in order to pass as an upright straight citizen (thus necessitating the dissemination of tools that churches can use to identify homosexuals within their ranks). McCain could not be open though about an affair in a foreign country. He was likely involved in sex-tourism while abroad as representative of the UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

Bangladesh is 88% Muslim, and so is Ms. Mahmoud, who remarried another Bangladeshi man after her encounter with John SIDNEY McCain (a man who is incidentally on terrorist watch lists in the United States, the UK and INTERPOL). Nothing more is known of McCain's half-child since it was likely honor killed in accordance with the Islamic law of Sharia.

However, there is no indication that Ms. Mahmoud was a recent convert to Islam, nor that she was not a Muslim when she had her encounter with John SIDNEY McCain. Sharia is extremely strict about extra-marital sex with someone who is not of Muslim lineage. Since Islam is a POLYGAMIST religion, there is a loophole where a man and a woman can become temporarily married in order to have an affair or liaison. In fact, many middle eastern brothels have a house Imam to facilitate such on the fly marriages that are often annulled as soon as the session is over.

It would be impossible for McCain to have had sex with a Muslim woman unless he converted to Islam and underwent an (albeit brief) marriage to the woman. Once converting to Islam, John SIDNEY McCain would be considered an apostate if he renounced his Islamic conversion, and would have a fatwa (death sentence) placed on his head. In the times John SIDNEY McCain has gone over to Iraq, there has been no serious assassination attempt on him, so we can only assume that John SIDNEY McCain never renounced his Islamic conversion.

So, MY FELLOW AMERICANS. Ask yourself, can we afford to have John SIDNEY McCain as leader of the FREE and CHRISTIAN world if he is actually secretly a Muslim?

Can we afford to have John SIDNEY McCain as president, who as a prisoner of war all but urinated on the sacrifices our men and women in uniform have made to make us safe from TERRORISM?

Can we afford to have John SIDNEY McCain as president if he opposed George W. Bush's tax cuts, which kept our most productive AMERICANS from going bankrupt? Is he secretly a MARXIST who believes in the redistribution of wealth from the productive class to the WELFARE CLASS?

Can we afford to have a HOMOSEXUAL as president of the United States, who will weaken the institution of MARRIAGE in this country and bring GOD'S WRATH upon our blessed nation?

Think this over carefully before you vote this fall. And thank you for reading.

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Leopold Stotch said...

This looks like the kind of kook-speak that comes out of Westboro Baptist Church (the 'God Hates Fags' people)

Love how it's all in patriotic red,white and blue.

"pig-religion of ISLAM."

er shouldn't that be the ANTI-pig religion of islam?

"under oath on the very BIBLE itself."

That chesnut of infallibility, whose magic powers, not unlike Wonder Woman's magic lariat, somehow make all people, under oath, tell the truth.

"John SIDNEY McCain"

I understand, for obvious reasons why reich-wingers always call out Barack's middle name, Hussein when refering to him but, I'm not sure what I'm supposed to read into 'SIDNEY'. Is he supposed to be some sort of Aussie sleeper agent?

Cartman Scrothers said...

Was wondering about the emphasis on SIDNEY myself. I assume that for various reasons (not least the sitcom with Tony Randall and Swoozie Kurtz) that "Sidney" is an especially gay name (viz; Love, Sidney)

Erin said... why didn't they mention that one time he called his wife a cunt? Because it's true?

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said... I didn't vote for SIDNEY - but that sounds like a ton of hog-wash!!! Vile hogwash at that!!!

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