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--- Subject: Think about it...
>
> The OPEC minister may look you in the eye and say,
> "We are at war with you infidels and have been since
> the embargo in the 1970s. You are so arrogant you
> haven't even recognized it. You have more missiles,
> bombs, and technology; so we are fighting with the
> best weapon we have and extracting on a net basis
> about $700 billion/year out of your economy. We will
> destroy you! Death to the infidels!
> While I am here I would like to thank you for the
> following: Not developing your 250-300 year supply of oil
> shale and tar sands. we know if you did this, it
> would create thousands of jobs for U.S. citizens,
> expand your engineering capabilities, and keep the
> wealth in the U.S. instead of sending it to us to
> finance our war against you infid els.
>
> Thanks for limiting defense dept. purchases of
> oil sands from your neighbors to the north. We love
> it when you confuse your allies.
>
> Thanks for over regulating every segment of your
> economy and thus delaying, by decades, the
> development of alternate fuel technologies.
>
> Thanks for limiting drilling off your coasts, in
> Alaska, and anywhere there is an insect, bird, fish, or
> plant that might be inconvenienced. Better that your
> people suffer. Glad to see our lobbying efforts have
> been so effective.
>
> Corn based Ethanol. Praise Allah for this sham
> program! Perhaps you will destroy yourself from the
> inside with theses types of policies. This is a gift
> from Allah, praise his name! We never would have
> thought of this one! This is better than when you
> pay your farmers NOT TO GROW FOOD. Have them use
> more energy to create less energy, and
> simultaneously drive up food prices.
> Thank you U.S. Congress!
>
> And finally, we appreciate you letting us fleece
> you without end. You will be glad to know we have
> been accumulating shares in your banks, real estate,
> and publicly held companies. We also finance a good
> portion of your debt and now manipulate your
> markets, currency, and economies for our benefit.
>
> THANK YOU AMERICA!"