Fwd: Fw: Fix It With a Hammer

Curator Note:  This is a repeat from: Fw: Waco Times this is too good not to pass on.  It has been updated/rewritten to: Our culture offends the freeloaders and is apparently from a 21 year old female who "gets it".


“IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM”
WRITTEN BY A 21 YEAR OLD FEMALE.
This was written by a 21 yr. Old female who gets it..  It's her future she's worried about and this is how she feels about the social welfare big government state that she's being forced to live in!  These solutions are just common sense in her opinion.
This was a letter to the editor, in the "Waco Tribune Herald",  Waco, TX.
PUT ME IN CHARGE . . .
Put me in charge of food stamps no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away.  If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job.
Put me in charge of Medicaid.  Then, we'll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine.  If you want to use drugs, alcohol, or smoke, then get a job.
Put me in charge of government housing  Ever live in a military barracks?  You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair.  Your "home" will be subject to inspections any time and possessions will be inventoried.  If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your own place.
In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or you will report to a "government" job.  It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you.  We will sell your 22-inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo and speakers and put that money toward the "common good."
Before you write that I've violated someone's rights, realize that all of the above is voluntary.  If you want our money, accept our rules.  Before you say that this would be "demeaning" and ruin their "self-esteem," consider that it wasn't that long ago that taking someone else's money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self-esteem.
If we are expected to pay for other people's mistakes we should at least attempt to make them learn from their bad choices.  The current system rewards them for continuing to make bad choices.
I love this one...
AND while you are on Gov't subsistence, you no longer can VOTE!  Yes, that is correct.  For you to vote would be a conflict of interest.  You will voluntarily remove yourself from voting while you are receiving a Gov't welfare check.  If you want to vote, then get a job.
Now, if you have the guts - PASS IT ON...I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO GET THIS BACK, IF EVERYONE SENDS IT, I WILL GET OVER 220 BACK!!!  I WOULD KNOW YOU SENT IT ON!!!<god-bless-america.jpg>
Isn't it weird that in AMERICA our flag and our culture offend so many people......but our benefits don't?

7 comments:

delagar said...


"21 year old female"

Pretty much all I need to read, frankly.

But yeah, all the rest -- let's bring back peonage for the poors. God bless America.

Manuel Noriega said...

Because delagar knows it all as an English assistant professor without tenure at the podunk University of Arkansas. lol

charlie said...

"If you want our money, accept our rules."

Likely written by someone who has no interest whatsoever in having their tax money help other people in the first place.

I also liked the bit about how we'll give those people "government jobs."

Again, written by someone who likely believes the government shouldn't exist at all.

charlie said...

re: Comment by "Manuel Noriega"

I've been wondering whatever happened to Mike Hawk. Apparently, he changed his name.

Mr_Creosote said...

Again with right wingers setting up some fictional strawman ( or straw-woman ) so they can tailor-make their anecdote to be self-serving.

"21 year old female......" Yeah yeah yeah. What's next RWD? How 'bout this?

"Read how this blonde millenial from Sweden finally gets an epiphany and casts aside her "soshulism" [ SIC ] and finally embraces the wonders of US style neoconservatism....."

"Send this to everybody you know!...and God Bless America!!!"

Andrew Pang said...

"If you want to use drugs, alcohol, or smoke, then get a job."

Yeah, good luck finding a well paying job that does not require drug testing.

Unknown said...

Yeah, feeeeeemale, sexually frustrated rantings aside, virtually NO ONE is envious of Americas healthcare.

 
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