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Boat filled with seniors intercepted off the Texas coast!!
The Navy today intercepted a boatload of people off the Texas coast.This confounded the Navy as the boat was not heading to the USA,but towards Mexico and Central America.Adding to the dilemma, the boat was filled with white American seniors.They claim that they were trying to reach Mexico or Central America and that they planned to return to the US asillegal immigrants. Then they would be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate Americanretirees.It is reported that the Navy gave them food and water and assisted them on their journey.We are booking on the next boat. Let me know if you want to join us.
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"Then they would be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate American retirees."
Dear bigoted white seniors: why do you persist in falling for this bullshit?
"What about Social Security, bus discounts, Medic-Alert jewelry, Gold Bond powder, pants all the way up to your armpits, and all those other senior perks? Oh, if you ask me, old folks have it pretty sweet."
Even a dunce like Homer Simpson knows that old folks here have a pretty good deal. Apparently RWD is dumber than Homer. Not surprising.
But sure, go ahead and try it RWD. Get to Mexico. Pay a coyote to smuggle you across the border. Take your life in your hands as you cross the burning ass desert hoping to get back to America. Once you get here, I'm sure you'll be showered with benefits and gifts, just like all the other immigrants definitely do.
Who needs Medicare, when you can instead hide your symptoms until they get so bad you are forced to go to the ER because you can't afford a regular doctor?
Who needs Social Security when you can get nothing instead?
Who needs legal protections and a normal life when you can live in the shadows and in constant fear of being arrested and deported for the slightest misstep?
Yup, those immigrants have it pretty sweet.
Please. Go. Just don't come back and well all be better off.
Eh? Go. Go and try it. And see how that works out for you.
I double-dog dare you.
In fact, I'll even contribute a $100 for you to make that journey. Bon voyage!
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