| date: | 1 June 2016 at 09:29 | ||
| subject: | Fw: Donation Request |
very clever! Who comes up with these?
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We have the distinguished honor of being a member of a committee to raise $50,000,000. for a monument to Hilary R. Clinton. We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for her two faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of Hilary in Washington D.C.'s Hall of Fame. We
were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington who never told a lie, or beside Barack Hussein Obama who never told the truth.
We then decided to erect a statue of Hilary in Washington D.C.'s Hall of Fame. We
were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington who never told a lie, or beside Barack Hussein Obama who never told the truth.
Since Hilary could never tell the difference we finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he didn't know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been and did it all on someone else's money,
Thank you,
Hilary R. Clinton Monument Committee
Hilary R. Clinton Monument Committee
P.S. The committee has raised $2.60 so far.
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Republicans would have loved a candidate with Hillary's positions about 20 years ago.
"Someone else's money?"
Remind me - which party is it that cut taxes repeatedly while increasing spending during the past 15 years?
Yeah, I wonder who comes up with these?
Typical rightwing humor fail.
Strange to see Christopher Columbus called the greatest Democrat of them all. If it had been up to Republicans, we'd still be serfs living in mud huts, "enjoying" centuries of the Spanish Inquisition, burning many at the stake for witchcraft, and witnessing citizens getting publically killed for suggesting that the earth isn't flat and a ship won't sail off the edge.
Woe betide "Democrat" Christopher Columbus who had the guts to explore uncharted territory and enrich the Spanish monarchy while doing so. What an incompetent, lazy, freeloading wuss!!
Total fucking bullshit.
This one goes back to a joke book printed in 2008, but it didn't mention Hillary as 2-faced; it was aimed at George W. Bush.
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