Fw: : The Book Report

date:9 June 2016 at 08:15
subject:Fw: : The Book Report

Subject: Fwd: The Book Report

>> Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My
>> Life' by Bill Clinton".
>> One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that
>> they were nearly identical stories!
>> His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
>> Titanic: Cost - $29.99
>> Clinton: Cost - $29.99
>> Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
>> Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
>> Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent
>> catastrophe.
>> Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent
>> catastrophe
>> Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
>> Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.
>> Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
>> Clinton: Ditto for Bill
>> Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
>> Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
>> Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
>> Clinton: Let's not go there.
>> Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
>> Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.
>> Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
>> Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember anything.
>> Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
>> Clinton: Monica.. Ooh, let's not go there, either.
>> Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
>> Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing


Anonymous said...

Titanic was a movie.

gruaud said...

I'll say it again: the House impeachment of Clinton was a political stunt done out of pure malice, and not for any lofty ideal.

And Big Dog left office a thousand times more popular than Bush the Lesser, further enraging the reactionaries.

Greatest moderate-conservative president since Ike, although Obama is going to give him a run for his money.

ferschitz said...

Some shill at a rightwing think tank got paid big buck$ to hack out this tired boring sexist hairball. Talk about rightwingnut welfare.

Mike Hawk said...

LOL - This is VERY, VERY good.

And to "Anonymous" above....you are wrong, as usual.

What a dumb fuck....

Image result for titanic the book
Book by Filson Young
Preview book
Alexander Bell Filson Young (1876-1938) was a journalist, who published the first book about the sinking of the RMS Titanic, called Titanic, published in 1912 only 37 days after the sinking. ...
Originally published: 1912
Author: Filson Young

Mike Hawk

Anonymous said...

@ Mike Hawk

Really, "Mike"? That non-fiction book (published a mere 37 days after the sinking) took 3 hours to read, had the fictional characters Jack and Rose and their fictional forbidden love, cigars, jewelry, his death, and her remembrance of him for the rest of her life?

I think not.

Clearly this shitty "book report" was referring to the 1997 MOVIE "Titanic", not a book about the sinking. Unless it was the novelization of the movie, in which case the point about it being a movie still stands.

In other words, you're the dumb fuck Mike.


Anonymous said...

The plagiarist takes pride in his dumbfuckery. Perfect Trump supporter.

Agent86 said...

ROFLMAO at the troll...MF'er is two tacos shy of a combo plate


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