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A Muslim immigrant goes to a Doctor in Dearborn Michigan and says, "I feel terrible."
The Doctor examines him and then says, "You need to pee and crap in a bucket for a week, throw in a dead fish and a rotting cabbage.  Put a towel over your head hold your face over the bucket and inhale the vapors for 3 days."
The man does this and goes back to the Doctor and says, "I feel wonderful!!  What was wrong with me?"
"You were homesick."