Fw: 2008 Democratic National Convention

OK, ok.. Here's an all-star line up I'm sure you will enjoy. Who knew these events ran so late? And when is the baby-eating?

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2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule of Events

7:00 PM ~ Opening flag burning

7:15 PM ~ Pledge of Allegiance to the U. N.

7:20 PM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 PM ~ Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al

7:45 PM ~ Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 PM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 PM ~ How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:15 PM ~ Gay Wedding Planning - Barney Frank presiding

8:35 PM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 PM ~ Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9.00 PM ~ Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and
Susan Sarandon

10:00 PM"Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin

11:00 PM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 PM ~ Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund -
Barbra Streisand

11:15 PM ~ Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn

11:30 PM ~ Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 PM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 PM ~ How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard

12:15 AM ~ "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by
Michael Moore

12:25 AM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 AM ~ Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 AM ~ Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

1:00 AM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:05 AM ~ Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30 AM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 AM ~ Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home


VagusDoc said...

This is the same weak ass conservative liberal griping as usual. BORING.
But the Ted Kennedy toastings were pretty funny. When you're from New England, you just kinda shake your head in wonder at that guy's staying power.

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