Short Books!
These books hold the world record for the shortest stories, and you must have a pretty good long term memory and be well informed to fully appreciate the humor. Just remember some of these are very, very short books.
World's ShortestBooks
MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS By Tiger Woods |
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan & Michelle Obama Illustrated by Michael Moore Foreword by George Soros ______________________________ MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton" ______________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL By Hillary Clinton _________________ Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY By Bill Clinton _________________ THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD By Bill Gates ______________________________ THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY By Dennis Rodman ______________________________ THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE By Al Gore & John Kerry ______________________________ GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC By Amelia Earhart ______________________________ HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST By Dr. Jack Kevorkian ______________________________ TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE By Ellen DeGeneres & Rosie O'Donnell __________________ GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE By Mike Tyson ______________________________ THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY ______________________________ MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony ______________________________ HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY By Ted Kennedy _________ MY BOOK ON MORALS By Bill Clinton With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson And foreword by Tiger Woods with John Edwards ______________________________ HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS ______________________________ AND, JUST ADDED: My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy By Nancy Pelosi ______________________________ And the shortest book of them all....................... THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE By Barack Obama |
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"AND, JUST ADDED:
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi"
I'm surprised that Donald Trump didn't write that one.
"There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am"
"I know more about ISIS than the generals do. Believe me."
"There is nobody who understands the horror of nuclear more than me."
"It would take an hour-and-a-half to learn everything there is to learn about missiles…I think I know most of it anyway."
The humor of right wing freaks is so ham fisted and on the nose. You need wit to do comedy well.
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