COPPER COATED MICROCHIP IMPLANT
ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD.
The implant is specifically designed
to be injected in the forehead.
When properly installed, it will
instantly allow the terrorist to speak to God.
It comes in various sizes: Generally
from .223 to .50 cal.
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a
well-trained and highly skilled technician, who
will also make the injection.
No Anesthetic is required.
The implant is likely to be painless.
Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches
or pains are extremely temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur
at the injection site. In most cases, you
won't even notice it.
Please enjoy the security we provide for you.
Best regards,
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4 comments:
AHAHAHA, killing people is hilarious!
This reminds me of a colleague I had, here at the university, who had a bumper sticker on his truck: LIBERAL HUNTING LICENSE, it said. NO BAG LIMIT, TAGGING NOT REQUIRED.
This was a "joke." Because talking about murdering people is HILARIOUS.
See similar bumper stickers here: https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&authuser=0&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1366&bih=675&ei=KpqeWtqOIIK0sQW95YSYBw&q=liberal+hunting+permit&oq=liberal+hunting+&gs_l=img.1.0.0l2j0i30k1j0i5i30k1.1090.4747.0.6916.19.17.1.1.1.0.81.926.16.16.0....0...1ac.1.64.img..1.18.931.0..0i8i30k1.0.Rxs3xWdy7go#imgrc=1KY54eL5WPFWTM:
Anyone want to bet that this pro-Marine RFW was written by someone who has spent their entire life as a civilian?
"Anyone want to bet that this pro-Marine RFW was written by someone who has spent their entire life as a civilian?"
Yeah. Five will get you ten that this RWF was put together by a chicken hawk. In daily life, I'm plagued by these types..."God & Guns" military worshippers...fat, mad and blustery.
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