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Short Books!

These books hold the world record for the shortest stories, and you must have a pretty good long term memory and be well informed to fully appreciate the humor.  Just remember some of these are very, very short books.

World's ShortestBooks

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan
& Michelle Obama
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton"
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

By Al Gore & John Kerry
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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart

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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE

By Ellen DeGeneres & Rosie O'Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY


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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

By O. J. Simpson &  Casey Anthony
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK ON MORALS

By Bill Clinton
With introduction by
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
And foreword by
Tiger Woods with John Edwards
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HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL
BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS

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AND, JUST ADDED:

My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy

By Nancy Pelosi
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And the shortest book of them all.......................

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

By Barack Obama

2 comments:

charlie said...

"AND, JUST ADDED:

My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi"

I'm surprised that Donald Trump didn't write that one.

"There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am"

"I know more about ISIS than the generals do. Believe me."

"There is nobody who understands the horror of nuclear more than me."

"It would take an hour-and-a-half to learn everything there is to learn about missiles…I think I know most of it anyway."

Anonoman said...

The humor of right wing freaks is so ham fisted and on the nose. You need wit to do comedy well.

 
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