Fw: Personal safety

I've torn out my alarm system and I no longer lock my doors. 

I've de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.

I've given my two guard dogs to the pound.

I can leave home at any time with the windows and garage door left open and the cars unlocked.

I've got two Pakistani flags raised in my front yard, one at each corner and the black flag of ISIS in the center.  The local police, CSIS and other intelligence services are all watching my house 24/7.

I've never felt safer.


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