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this is how i see iit . I
will be gone in a few years so i am not trying to convert you politically or whatever. JUST KEEP S.S COMING TO ME AND OTHER OLD FARTS WHO APPRECIATE THE SCREWED UP NATION WE LIVE IN AND LOVE. TAKE MONEY FROM THE YOUNG AND GIVE IT TO US, BERNIE SANDERS ,ME AND OTHER PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT THIS SYSTEM WOULD FAIL. AND FRE E MEDICAL IS NOT A BAD PERK FOR US OLDER CITIZENS. GOOD LUCK IN THE NEXT LIFE OF OUR LIVES..
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On Thursday, February 22, 2018, 3:34 PM, wrote:I know you'll like this one steve because it explains very simply why
Trump won.
This pretty much sums it up.Raccoon Poop...
Like many citizens, I've wondered and tried hard to understand why Trump has such a remarkable following. (It's obvious why he probably should not!) Then a friend sent me this raccoon story. It makes no difference about your political leanings, this is just a good explanation of WHY or it's as good as any I can come up with.
You've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement. You want them gone immediately. You call the city, 4 different exterminators, but nobody can handle the job. But there is this one guy and he guarantees you to get rid of them, so you hire him. You don't care if the guy smells, you don't care if the guy swears, you don't care if he's an alcoholic, you don't care how many times he's been married, you don't care if he has a plumber's crack, you simply want those raccoons gone! You want your problem fixed! He's the guy. He's the best. Period !
Here's why we want Trump, yes he's a bit of an ass, yes he's an egomaniac, but we don't care. The country is a mess because politicians suck, the Republicans and Democrats can be two-faced & gutless, and illegals are everywhere. We want it all fixed! We don't care that Trump is crude, we don't care that he insults people, we don't care that he has changed positions, we don't care that he's been married 3 times, we don't care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell, we don't care that he doesn't know the name of some Muslin terrorist.
This country is weak, bankrupt, our enemies are making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegals, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo, and Hasid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don't even recognize the country we were born and raised in; "AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED" and Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want.
We're sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, Republican Party, and sick of illegals. We just want this thing fixed. Trump may not be a saint, but he doesn't have lobbyist money holding him, he doesn't have political correctness restraining him, all you know is that he has been very successful, a good negotiator, he has built a lot of things, and he's also not a politician, he's not a cowardly politician. And he says he'll fix it.And, we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong or looked at and called a liar. Also, we don't care if the guy has bad hair. We just want those raccoons gone, out of our house, NOW.
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We don't care that Trump is crude, we don't care that he insults people, we don't care that he has changed positions, we don't care that he's been married 3 times, we don't care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell, we don't care that he doesn't know the name of some Muslin terrorist.
They also apparently don't care that he's stupid, ignorant, incurious, corrupt, incompetent, incapable of understanding how a bill becomes law, unable to understand anything except within the context of how it affects him personally, and unable to work with Congress because in order to persuade members of Congress to pass legislation, you must first understand what legislation is, how it gets passed, and you must have a fixed point position in order to persuade Congress to go along with it.
It's sort of like finding your house full of raccoons and hiring a guy who's never seen a raccoon, never heard of raccoons, doesn't care about raccoons, and isn't interested in learning about raccoons to get rid of them for you because he's too concerned about how your having raccoons in your house affects him.
A friend recently told me that he likes Trump because "he says what he thinks." Given that he doesn't know anything at all about how our government works, why would anyone care what he thinks, let alone care that he says it?
What a deranged imbecile. I got a chuckle too from the aol email address. You can file this guy under the "Angry old man yells at clouds" file.
Of course he likes Trumps boorish bluster: Anti-intellectualism is chic among right wingers. Spouting lame analogies is one hallmark. Likening illegal immigration to an infestation of raccoons under one's house is over the top.
In any case, when I first read the beginning the line about a basement infestation of raccoons, my first thought was of Trumps much ballyhooed promise of "draining the swamp". Well we all know how that turned out, and if you don't know RWD, I'll tell you; He didn't. At all. In fact the exact opposite happened: His administration is a who's who of corporate lobbyists, the corporations being the de-facto drafters of policy or legislation. But RWD doesn't want to bark of THAT tree though, does he.
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