Subject: MY BUILDING PERMIT FINALLY APPROVED
Some have asked what I've been doing since retirement. Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.
The City Council told me; "Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!" So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a "Mosque." Work starts on Monday. And here is the best part, it's going to be tax exempt! I love this country.
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No, you most assuredly do not love this country.
No, you hate this country, but you do love being an ignorant, stupid, unfunny, boring, bigoted, racist asshole cracker.
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