Fwd: FW: MY BUILDING PERMIT FINALLY APPROVED

  
Subject: MY BUILDING PERMIT FINALLY APPROVED 
 
Some  have asked what I've been doing since retirement.  Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house.  It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.  It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.

The City Council told me; "Forget it...AIN'T GONNA  HAPPEN!" So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a "Mosque." Work starts on Monday. And here is the best part, it's going to be tax exempt! I love this country.

2 comments:

gruaud said...

No, you most assuredly do not love this country.

ferschitz said...

No, you hate this country, but you do love being an ignorant, stupid, unfunny, boring, bigoted, racist asshole cracker.

 
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