Fwd: FW: Emergency Call Centre Canada


Emergency Call Center ....
  
An Emergency Call Center worker has been fired in
Toronto, Ontario, much to the dismay of her colleagues,
who are reportedly unhappy with her dismissal.
It seems that a caller dialed 911 from a cell phone stating,  
  
"I am depressed and lying on a railway line
so that when the train comes I can finally meet Allah
."
  
To which the call center employee replied, 
"Remain calm and stay on the line."

3 comments:

CharlieE said...

Republicans: We wish all people who aren't exactly like us to be dead. Soon.

ferschitz said...

WWJD if he worked at the 911 call center?

Paul said...

It's funny because people in the US and Canada so frequently call train tracks "lines". The double meaning of the word "line" also has two meanings, you see. Genius-level comedy.

 
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