Fw: Fry My Bacon...gotta love it!

date:9 November 2015 at 20:57
subject:Fw: Fry My Bacon...gotta love it!

Well, fry my bacon! HOORAY for Texas ! 
A Muslim association buys eleven acres of land next to a pig farm (a family farm that has been in Houston a long time) and NOW WANTS THE PIG FARMER TO LEAVE! 
That takes a lot of nerve! So what's the pig farmer's response to that..... PIG RACES DURING FRIDAY AFTERNOON PRAYERS! 
Don't mess with Texas.  
The clip is funny - even the news crew is laughing.

Click here: Texas Pig Races 


Agent86 said...

Good for him, standing for his rights. Beyond that, the humor is in the small minds of RWD. When I was young it was "ni$$er jokes" when they were the perceived threat, then it became "wetback jokes", now it's "Achmed" jokes. RWD just cycles through the list of hated people to humor themselves.


gruaud said...

Here's the actual story, without the xenophobic embellishments.


CharlieE said...

"These people are different from us. We don't like that. Let's find something to do that will offend them and maybe they will go away."

Welcome to Texas.

ferschitz said...

To CharlieE:

Anymore that should - EFF OFF and never come to USA! You know, where the Statue of Liberty has the sign removed that used to say "Give me your tired, your poor..." and had it changed to "Welcome to Rich White People Only. Everyone else makes conservative US citizens quake in their cowardly shoes and shit their pants, and/or seethe with ginned up bigoted hatred, so go away and never come back. We hate you unless you're rich, white and especially if you have a penis."

Randall said...

So basically:
The dispute began when the group asked Baker to remove his cattle from their newly bought land. Baker agreed but mistakenly thought the Muslims also wanted him off the land his family has lived on for more than 100 years. The rumor spread.

Baker, who makes marble and granite fixtures for kitchens and bathrooms and also owns livestock, said he got so mad he put up a sign announcing the pig races.

Baker’s attempt to offend missed its mark, according to Fotouh. Muslims do not hate pigs, he said; they just don’t eat them.

in addition:

Though he now concedes the Muslims are probably not after his land, Baker said he is obligated to go through with the pig races, probably within the next few weeks, because “I would be like a total idiot if I didn’t. I’d be the laughingstock now because I’ve gone too far.”

It sounds like there are some real deep thinkers involved in this dispute.

Mike Hawk said...

Personally, ferschitz....I love tight VAGINAS!!!!!! ;-)

Speak for yourself, asshole! lol

Mike Hawk

Mike Hawk said...

P.S. - Speaking of "bacon": https://vine.co/v/e0Y652umVbV

Mike Hawk

Agent86 said...

This puts it in language even the resident troll can understand. He uses dark-skinned instead of dusky-hued but that aside...

Then because that's all he's got in lame-ass bag of answers, count down to the "well then we can just send them to your house.." retort...3....2.....1...


Anonymous said...

Mike likes tight VAGINAS so he must be doing his kegels while he types. C'mon man squeeze and hold and squeeze and hold...you don't want yours out of shape!

Hooray4US said...

Ah Mr. Rude! So concise and to the point.

It's a fucking shame that courage has been reduced to just not being a dick all the time.

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