| date: | 12 November 2015 at 10:30 | ||
| subject: | Fw: God has been good to me! |
Subject: Fw: God has been good to me!
This was sent to me today by another dear friend. I am so blessed to have such wonderful friends
who believe in God and trust that he will protect us and guide us thru our remaining years
on this earth. I hope you like it as much as I did. I got all my results today of many recent
tests and all turned out fine, then I met with my primary doctor and he was elated at the
results of the blood work that was done . . . so I thank God and I praise God for blessing me
with good health and good friends. I love each and every one of you!!! 
Sent: Wednesday, November 11, 2015 10:03 PM
Subject: FW: God has been good to me!
Subject: God has been good to me!
Heaven could end up a ghost town!“IN GOD WE TRUST”A minute with GodWith what is going on in the world these days, Heaven could end up a ghost town!My name is God. You hardly have time for me. I love you and will always bless you.I am always with you. I need you to spend 30 seconds. of your time with Me today.Don't pray, just praise. Today I want this message to go across the world before midnight.Will you help? Please do not delete it and I'll help you with something that you are in need of.Just dare Me! A blessing is coming your way.Please drop everything & pass it on.Why are prayers getting smaller, but bars and clubs are expanding?Why is it so easy to worship a celebrity, but very difficult to engage with God?Think about it, are you going to forward this or are you going to ignore it because you think you will get laughed at?Forward this to all your friends. 80% of you won't.God said if you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you on the day of judgment.When one door closes, God opens two.If God has opened doors for you, send this message to everyone...Forward if God has been good to you!God has been very good to me. He has given me a wonderful family, great friends, great health for the most of my life and so much more!THANK YOU LORD!
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5 comments:
It's still coercion.
Dear "God" -
This little note is sent from a rightwing think tank, not from an alleged deity. That's why we can't be bothered "chatting" with you more. To whom do I "chat" or pray? Some ridiculous "Prosperity Preacher" who has ripped off stupid people and lives like a King but won't report how much money he has fleeced his flock for? And never pays a cent in taxes to support, among other things, people who are in real need?
Am I supposed to "pray" to some purported "being" who endorses endless war against people who don't look like me and don't pray the same way I do? IF so, why? What kind of divine host are you, anyway? Seems pretty illogical to me that you'd favor white people over brown people, especially given that your alleged "son" was brown.
What's up with that?
Frankly, given how most US citizens who call themselves "Christians" behave, I'd prefer to stay as far away from what's called "Christianity" these days, thankyewverymuch.
Come back for a chat when you can, you know, make your alleged "followers" behave the way your supposed "son" said they should. Then I'll be ready to talk. Until then: fahgedaboudit.
Signed,
Me (if you don't know who I am then what's the point)
Dear God,
Please save me from your followers.
Hmmm...."God" simultaneously writes in both the first and third person. I guess He can do that, being God and all.
Pretty unfocused message, though. I'd expect better from an omniscient being.
I talk to God every day and God denies writing that letter.
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